I can't remember what night it was but on American Idol last week, Paula Abdul said, "this is the best show ever, the best show in the world! It really delves into the human spirit."
If I didn't want to have sex with her so bad, I'd hunt that woman down and stimulate her clitoris until she died! If American Idol does anything, it strips the contestants of any sort of humanity they may have had to begin with. Her saying that is like saying, "Politics brings out the best in overly ambitious people."
She was so sincere too, that's what killed me. At least Simon makes no qualms about him being entertainment's version of Dickens' Fagin. He's out to create pick-pockets. El Divo (Simon Cowell's creation and in no way are they related to 80's new wave Gods DEVO) are 4 handsome Opera singers (Devo were 5 geeky college students). I don't know shit about opera but my guess is they're relatively stinky. Better than me sure, but better than that big fat Italian guy? Prolly not.
*Note- if you know anything about opera, please let me know if these guys suck or if they're actually any good. That is a bit of research I don't think I can do on my own without puting a gun in my mouth. Thanks.
Popular music has long been filled with flash-in-the-pan, marketed for public consumption, lame asses. Once in awhile a good one manages to rise to the top. Ricky Nelson was a teen T.V sensation on Ozzie & Harriet and managed to get a record deal because he looked so good to chicks. But he also wrote some fantastic rock 'n roll songs with emotion and catchy hooks. Whadda we got these days? "Don't you wish you're girlfriend was a freak like me?" My God, I'd rather be ass raped by pro wrestler "The Big Show" than hear that again, but I better lube up 'cause there's no stopping shit.
Anyway, the kids like it and as I've mentioned before, kids like shit and there's nothing we can do about that. It's just too bad that parents end up paying the money for it.
And to move this in a different direction, am I becoming one of those opinionated blog geeks? I wanted to stay away from that but I'm allowed a slip up every now and then, eh? Sure.
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Opiniated blog geek? I prefer blog bitch, myself. It's really no fun until somebody gets offended, anyway.
"stimulate her clitoris till she dies" - you'd need a jackhammer to penetrate the effects of all the pain meds she takes!
Was that too harsh? Sorry Paula. Sorry Wink. Sorry readers. Sorry jackhammer operators.
Pleading - I always use the word 'geek' with the utmost respect. It implies passion, perserverance and underdogism, all of which are enviable traits.
Cmom - I dare you to tell Big Show he has a teeny weiner (I think that's a great name for a rock band, btw.)
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