It ain't Haiku but it'll still melt your brain!

If you ever find yourself in a government job and are saddened by the realization that your soul is being slowly destroyed with every passing second, do what I do - take a popular song and go to babelfish.com and type in (line by line) the lyrics of the song and translate it from English to Japanese then back into English from the Japanese!

I did 2 songs. See if you can guess which songs they are!

Anyone is there?

We do not need education
We do not need thought control
There is no sarcasm where the classroom is dark
The teacher shoots the child to those
Just a little! The Teacher shoots the child to those!
Another brick of all walls of all fairness
Another brick of all walls of all fairness
(repeat this once more)

(**Here's where the teacher speaks**)
You were wrong, do for the second time that!
If "your meat is not eaten, it cannot eat the pudding
Your meat? If "you do not eat, how it can eat the pudding?
As for rear of the shed of the motorcycle it is,
Raises the quiet young person!



Here's another one:

Rudolph riendeer of red nose
It had the nose which has gloss very
When and you look at that
It means that that shines

Everything of other riendeer
Name amuse him, the use which is called
Never bad Rudolph does not try those that
does not connect with the game of all reindeer

Then one fog deep Christmas Eve
Santa saying it came
Rudolph of the bright your nose
so tonight my sleigh which is led?

Then riendeer everything loved him
As them joy shouted,
It goes with reindeer history
of the Rudolph red nose!


K, bye for now!!

*Answers: 1st song - Another Brick in the Wall Part 6: The Revenge
2nd song: Seasons in the Sun