Urban Cowboy Poetry

As many of my friends know, I'm a huge fan of Cowboy poetry. I'm not such a fan of cowboy related other stuff like horse shit and hard work but I loves the poetry. In fact, I've been writing Cowboy poetry for several years now under the pseudonym - Johnny "T-bone" Guntry (the picture above is the promo shot for my latest book "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Crab Grass"). Here's my latest poem:

Sun on the prairie, spurs in my horse

I need a new way of life

I could also use some dollars of course

And I also tire of the wife

Goin to the city, I'm trottin' off now

Even if the wife says I can't

I've made corssets from my 2 favorite cows

I'll be a leather clad deviant.

Clamps on my nipples, wax on 'em too

And a 10 gallon cowboy hat

I wonder what the boys from ol' lodge #2

Will have to say about that.

They may hum and they may haw

My membership they may revoke

But I tire of this life, the land, the laws

Just gimme some...

...hookers...

...and...

coke.

Giddy up 'n' go,

Mr. Winkie