Before I get started, this is the first time in my life I ever quoted Foreigner without following it with a string of expletives. But it made for an a'papros title for todays entry.
I'll be celebrating/cursing my 39th birthday in a couple of weeks and I realized that the love you feel for someone when your 17 or 18 is different then the love you feel for someone when you not 17 or 18.
Things a young girl would say and an old man would say are different.
17yr. old: I can't live without him!
39yr. old: I can't live without her company medical plan.
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17yr. old: Just looking at him makes me melt!
39yr. old: Last night we fucked and she got on top. Call Guiness!
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17yr. old: He showers me with love.
39yr. old: I'm going to jerk off in the shower.
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17yr. old: I can so see us growing old together.
39yr. old: If you were my friend you'd kill me.
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17yr. old: We made love last night!
39yr. old: We made macaroni and cheese last night.
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17yr. old: When we're together nothing else matters.
39 yr. old: When I pick her up from work I go up to the receptionist and drop my pen. When I bend over to pick it up, I can see up her skirt! Mmmmm.
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17yr. old: He's soooo funny!
39yr. old: She's sooooooo retarded.
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Sincerely,
Mr. Winkie
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"i want you to showww meeeeeeeee"
17yr old: he loves being close to me.
39yr old: shes a great fuck.
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